B: Well look at this! It’s like an episode of Grand Designs, only better.
S: Yeah Brendan (!) What d’you want?
B: I just came by to see how yous getting on. So how yous getting on?
S: Why? What’s it actually matter to you?
B: Well you know me, I’m a conscientious upstanding member of the community. I like to see things are ticking over, don’t I Douglas? Yip.
S: Well they are, as you can see. So you can go now.
B: Oh come on Stephen, where are your manners? Ain’t you gonna offer me a drink?
S: No. Not at all, not even if you were dying of thirst.
B: He loves me really.